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i'm not even suppose to be here today. [18 Sep 2004|11:56pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

great line from "Clerks" which seems to find its way into my work routine often. i was suppose to be off tomorrow, but if i wanted saturday off, i had to work sunday. i am the fucking work horse at my job as it is. not to mention the fucking customers completely fucked up my store today. bunch of savages in this town.

i've been talkin to a dude about starting a band. sometime next weekend we are going to meet up. i just wanna kick some fucking metal ass.

havent done shit else besides work. im tired, so this is all for tonight.

(1 rocked | rock n roll all night)

no subject title needed. [17 Sep 2004|12:23am]
[ mood | sleepy ]

Ignignot: Hello, Carl, I am Ignignot,
and this is Ur.
Ur: I am Ur!
Ignignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core
of the Moon.
Ur: You said it right!
Ignignot: Our race is hundreds of years beyond
Ur: Man, you hear what he's sayin'?
Ignignot: Some would say that the Earth is *our*
Ur: *We're* the Moon!
Ignignot: But that would belittle the name of our
Moon, which is the Moon.
Ur: Point is, we're at the center, not you!
Carl: No, the real point is I don't give a damn.
(slams door)
Ignignot: Is your ego satisfied?
Ur: Damn no!</p>

Shake: Look it's just until this ear infction
clears up. Then I'll be able to go back to work again.
Meatwad: Yeah, well, I don't see no ears.
Shake: Well you are about not to have a mouth,
and I mean it! I'll rip it off!

Ur: Man, that pool is bitchin'!
Ignignot: Where shall I place this wet, primitive
Earth towel?

Ignignot: You and your third dimension.
Frylock: What about it?
Ignignot: Oh nothing, it's cute. We have five.
Ur: Th-thousand.
Ignignot: Yes, five thousand.
Ur: Don't question it!
Frylock: Oh yeah? Well, I only see two.
Ignignot: Well that sounds like a personal problem.

Ignignot: Using a key to gouge expletives on another's
vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.

Ur: On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled
down and they are spanked with Moonrocks.

Ignignot: Let us leave this primitive rock because
there's nothing but cavemen here.

Ur: Say goodbye, cavemen. Go beat rocks together,
you sissies! Freakin' nerds!

(1 rocked | rock n roll all night)

Blasphamy. [17 Sep 2004|12:01am]
[ mood | hot ]

I haven't used this LJ in a long time. I always try to keep up with it, but I end up slacking, and never updating. Same old shit as per usual though.. well maybe not.

I decided 3 years of college, and only a AA in criminal justice to show for it, is not enough at the moment to keep me going. So I am taking an indefinate break from college. Now I'm an assistant manager at a department store. However what I really want to do is open my own Jimmy John's franchise. It is still a few years away. Hopefully about 3, or so.

I am trying to get a band together. The only thing is, I don't know anyone who plays anything. That puts a flat tire on things..

Some people at work seem cool, and I would actually hang out with a few of them. Also I finally got a response from someone on match.com. I tricked their site into giving me free access to email and send messages. This chick seems cool as hell too... into rock, and country, and shes blonde. Not to mention shes drop dead gorgeous. One of her pics shes wearin a white bandana, it looks killer. We talked for a bit last night and tonight on aim, and she gave me her cell #. We need to meet up and just hang out at the mall or at Somewhere Else Tavern or something.

Why is it I always delete my old posts when I revive this journal?

Why is the Daily Show only 30 minutes long? Someone tell Jon Stewart the Late Late Show is vacant.

"play like a all-star, party like a rock-star, and hammer like a porn-star" - Jason Giambi

"I look real good and feel even better, I make a burlap sack look like a cashmere sweater." - Rick Rude

Here is my picture... it was taken at 3am with a shitty webcam.

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